Jesus t shirt on ebay

jesus t shirt on ebay is song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

Lyrics
I bought a Jesus t-shirt on eBay

I bought it now

I couldn't wait for my purchase to arrive at my doorstep

I removed my eyes with a couple of forceps

That's not true, so I get my t-shirt in the mail

And I wore it every day

I wore my t-shirt every day

I had Jesus on it, and it said

"Everybody look busy, Jesus is coming"

And I thought it was so funny

I wore it to a store

I wore it to a baseball game

I wore it, I wore it to a movie once

I wore it to a cellophane factory tour

I wore it to a Grateful Dead show

Just kidding, that would be satanic

I wore it to a childrens' house

I wore it to *indecipherable*

Now I'm (repeat several times) going to wear it to the mall